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The Colony of Woppers Burger

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The Colony of Woppers Burger is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 25.318 billion Woppers Burgerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Woppers Burgerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,074 trillion FRAS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,940 FRAS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"What's the Frequency, Leader?" is a favorite phrase of backyard radio broadcasters when interrupting official diplomatic channels, many in Woppers Burger are born in the purple, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and lending money has become a major liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woppers Burger's national animal is the Defender puppet, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Woppers Burger is ranked 192,934^th in the world and 2^nd in Facebook for Highest Food Quality, scoring 12.41 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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