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The Nomadic Peoples of Wolves and People Farmhouse Brewing

“Handcrafted on Springbrook Farm”

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The Nomadic Peoples of Wolves and People Farmhouse Brewing is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.68 billion Wolfians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newberg. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wolves and People Farmhouse Brewingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,076 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, laws are littered with references to cheese, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, and the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolves and People Farmhouse Brewing's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wolves and People Farmhouse Brewing is ranked 14,346^th in the world and 4^th in Great Breweries of the PNW for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.91 law-abiding acts per hour.

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