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The Empire of All Tomorrows of Glorious Wakanda

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The Empire of All Tomorrows of Glorious Wakanda is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Premier Okan Claw with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.066 billion Wakandans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birnin Zana. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Wakandan economy, worth a remarkable 1,109 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,894 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fat-shaming is now public policy, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor. Crime is totally unknown. Glorious Wakanda's national animal is the Black Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is New Orisha.

Glorious Wakanda is ranked 114,504^th in the world and 2,538^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,886.32 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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