Spotlight on:
The BTM Vassal of Wirelandistan |
“I am stupid”
Category: Conservative Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: BTM Puppet Storage |
Regional Influence: Negotiator |
The BTM Vassal of Wirelandistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Murder Drone with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.543 billion Electricians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Copper Wire Mega Complex. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Electric Wire economy, worth 337 trillion Copper Wires a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 132,865 Copper Wires, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wirelandistan's national animal is the Wire Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of Wires.
Wirelandistan is ranked 120,062nd in the world and 7th in BTM Puppet Storage for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 40,125.35 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wirelandistan's influence in BTM Puppet Storage fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
- : Wirelandistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Poor Incomes, Most Developed, Most Inclusive, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Wirelandistan's influence in BTM Puppet Storage rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Following new legislation in Wirelandistan, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.
- : Following new legislation in Wirelandistan, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
- : Following new legislation in Wirelandistan, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
- : Following new legislation in Wirelandistan, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in Wirelandistan, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
- : Following new legislation in Wirelandistan, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
- : Following new legislation in Wirelandistan, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix.