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The Legendary Republic of What Happens

“Xupratibovos bovko quxonagez”

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The Legendary Republic of What Happens is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.993 billion What Happensians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klirodaparos. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong What Happensian economy, worth 499 trillion tuppps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,516 tuppps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New research always seems to support government initiatives, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. What Happens's national animal is the fdiujnhhcuk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

What Happens is ranked 23,400^th in the world and 6^th in The Transitionists for Most Beautiful Environments, with 939.69 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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