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The United Federal States of West Europea

“Europea, Europea, above all”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: The Everlasting Kawaii Empire

Regional Influence: Squire


The United Federal States of West Europea is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Greene Votdkovk with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.722 billion Europeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong European economy, worth 235 trillion Euromarks a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,633 Euromarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, West Europea has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, and politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Europea's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.

West Europea is ranked 45,138th in the world and 7th in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,041.85 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,811thSafest: 6,632ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,007thMost Pacifist: 11,880thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,491stMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,947thTop
Nicest Citizens: 14,315thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,223rdMost Inclusive: 15,982ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,686thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,280thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,544thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,073rdMost Rebellious Youth: 19,244thBest Weather: 19,709thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,730thHighest Food Quality: 20,764thHealthiest Citizens: 20,931stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,934thLargest Governments: 23,895thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,360thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,783rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,953rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,725th
Safest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the region

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