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The United Monarchies of West Europea

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The United Monarchies of West Europea is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Colin Peterson with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.453 billion Europeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater London. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving European economy, worth 570 trillion Euromarks a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,376 Euromarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Europeans's kindness, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, modern readers say a story is worthless without hyperlinked footnotes and editable wiki format, and sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Europea's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.

West Europea is ranked 186,138^th in the world and 83^rd in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.26 kickbacks per hour.

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