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The People's Republic of West Ayrirgica

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The People's Republic of West Ayrirgica is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 9.893 billion West Ayrirgicans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish West Ayrirgican economy, worth 312 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 31,618 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, military spending is on the increase, and adultery has been made a capital offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Ayrirgica's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West Ayrirgica is ranked 230,026^th in the world and 64^th in Keep of Darkness XL for Most Primitive, scoring -107.7 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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