Spotlight on:
The Democratic Dictatorship of WeirdVille |
“heavy use of tongue”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Imploded |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Allied Forces of ASCII |
Regional Influence: Hermit |
The Democratic Dictatorship of WeirdVille is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 46.555 billion WeirdVilleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a van. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but stagnant WeirdVillean economy, worth 298 trillion Madtom balls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 6,412 Madtom balls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Populations of two-headed Big Goddamned Rabbits have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, visiting the best WeirdVillean restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WeirdVille's national animal is the Big Goddamned Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is chaos reigns.
WeirdVille is ranked 293,331st in the world and 1st in Allied Forces of ASCII for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 589.97 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : WeirdVille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Best Weather, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Most Cheerful Citizens and the Top 5% for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : WeirdVille was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in WeirdVille, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : WeirdVille was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : WeirdVille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest and Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in WeirdVille, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in WeirdVille, visiting the best WeirdVillean restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in WeirdVille, populations of two-headed Big Goddamned Rabbits have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
- : Following new legislation in WeirdVille, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in WeirdVille, prudishness is on the way out.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.