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The Democratic Dictatorship of WeirdVille

“heavy use of tongue”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Allied Forces of ASCII

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Democratic Dictatorship of WeirdVille is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, cheerful population of 42.6 billion WeirdVilleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a van. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant WeirdVillean economy, worth 262 trillion Madtom balls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 6,162 Madtom balls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WeirdVille's national animal is the Big Goddamned Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

WeirdVille is ranked 4,166th in the world and 1st in Allied Forces of ASCII for Healthiest Citizens, with 21.29 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Populations: 24thMost Stationary: 214thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 398thMost Cheerful Citizens: 543rdBest Weather: 691stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,006thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,149thHealthiest Citizens: 4,166thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,202ndSmartest Citizens: 4,874thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,977thMost Influential: 6,081stSafest: 6,173rdHighest Food Quality: 6,435thNicest Citizens: 6,450thMost Cultured: 6,853rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,444thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,753rdTop
Most Pacifist: 14,771stMost Inclusive: 14,856thLargest Governments: 17,056thMost Secular: 20,788thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,435thLowest Crime Rates: 22,393rdMost Income Equality: 23,522nd

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