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The Federation of We will help is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 3.645 billion We will helpians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped We will helpian economy, worth 86.8 trillion flags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Gambling, Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,814 flags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, the tenet of free speech is held dear, protestors are soaking piles of flags in blood to make a point about government incomes, and prison overcrowding is being addressed with a series of short sharp shocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We will help's national animal is the people, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

We will help is ranked 247,305^th in the world and 2^nd in The Brittanic Military for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.