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The Rogue Agency of We Are Not the NSA

“The Only Part of the Government That Actually Listens”

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The Rogue Agency of We Are Not the NSA is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nohbdy with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.728 billion WANNSA Agents are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prism. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient a WANNSA Agent economy, worth a remarkable 4,115 trillion Intels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,065 Intels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Are Not the NSA's national animal is the Drone and its national religion is Classified.

We Are Not the NSA is ranked 15,699^th in the world and 374^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,055.69 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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