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The Rogue Agency of We Are Not the NSA

“The Only Part of the Government That Actually Listens”

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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Rogue Agency of We Are Not the NSA is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nohbdy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.04 billion WANNSA Agents are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prism. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient a WANNSA Agent economy, worth a remarkable 2,904 trillion Intels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,065 Intels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Are Not the NSA's national animal is the Drone and its national religion is Classified.

We Are Not the NSA is ranked 140,236th in the world and 4,062nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Beautiful Environments, with 509.42 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,598thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,843rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,609thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,635thLargest Governments: 3,581stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,777thHighest Economic Output: 5,039thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,237thSafest: 6,448thMost Armed: 6,775thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,909thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,662ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,914thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,019thHighest Average Incomes: 8,842ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,939thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,288thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,695thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,087thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,340thMost Developed: 10,396thMost Secular: 10,438thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,184thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,200thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,433rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,467thLargest Populations: 14,161stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,279thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,475thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,916thSmartest Citizens: 18,753rdMost Stationary: 20,462ndMost Advanced Public Education: 20,611thMost Inclusive: 21,431st
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 46th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 94th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 110th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 141st in the regionSafest: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 161st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 177th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 179th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Developed: 211th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 217th in the regionMost Armed: 232nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 248th in the regionLargest Populations: 262nd in the regionMost Stationary: 270th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 305th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 332nd in the regionMost Secular: 345th in the regionMost Inclusive: 365th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 375th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 376th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 381st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 386th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 439th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 443rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 443rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 464th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 475th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 547th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 569th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 611th in the regionMost Influential: 699th in the region

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