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The Rogue Agency of We Are Not the NSA

“The Only Part of the Government That Actually Listens”

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The Rogue Agency of We Are Not the NSA is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nohbdy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.04 billion WANNSA Agents are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prism. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient a WANNSA Agent economy, worth a remarkable 2,904 trillion Intels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,065 Intels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Are Not the NSA's national animal is the Drone and its national religion is Classified.

We Are Not the NSA is ranked 140,236^th in the world and 4,062^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Beautiful Environments, with 509.42 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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