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The We of We is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by We with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.111 billion Weans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of We City. The average income tax rate is 71.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wean economy, worth a remarkable 5,379 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,357 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, gamblers often find their stakes burnt, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, and modesty is treated with the side-eye. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is We.

We is ranked 20,091^st in the world and 4^th in Nasicournia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 91,183.03 Standard Monetary Units.