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The Republic of Washington Redskins

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The Republic of Washington Redskins is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.519 billion Washington Redskinsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Washington Redskinsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,046 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,823 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", Washington Redskins successfully hosted the Lazarus Olympics, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, and builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Washington Redskins's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Washington Redskins is ranked 40,882^nd in the world and 2,496^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 52.55 kickbacks per hour.

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