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The Republic of Washington Redskins

“Illogically ran organization”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Republic of Washington Redskins is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, disturbing lack of elderly people, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.312 billion Washington Redskinsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Washington Redskinsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,823 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", Washington Redskins successfully hosted the Lazarus Olympics, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, and builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Washington Redskins's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Washington Redskins is ranked 29,542nd in the world and 371st in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 1,368.01559669168 days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,757thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 17,577thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,108thLargest Mining Sector: 22,088thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,852ndMost Patriotic: 23,034thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,950thLargest Insurance Industry: 25,124thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,296thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,594thLargest Black Market: 27,435thSmartest Citizens: 29,015thHighest Economic Output: 29,421stMost Stationary: 29,542nd
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Most Stationary: 371st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 584th in the regionMost Influential: 631st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 860th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,020th in the region

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