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The United Federal Republic of Warsanian Territories

“I am a genuinely terrible person.”

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The United Federal Republic of Warsanian Territories is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord-Protector Gonzalez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.859 billion Warsanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsville City. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warsanian economy, worth 812 trillion Warsanian Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,480 Warsanian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, ghost regiments exist only on paper, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Warsanian Territories are famed for their reasonable volume levels, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warsanian Territories's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Warsanian Territories is ranked 13,391^st in the world and 1^st in Warsania for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,758.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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