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The Free Land of Wakandiania

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The Free Land of Wakandiania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Srumuw with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.337 billion Wakandianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wakandiania City. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wakandianian economy, worth 492 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,613 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of Srumuw have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, women who are caught shoplifting are sent home to their fathers with a patronising pat on the bottom, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wakandiania's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holtabolten.

Wakandiania is ranked 87,202^nd in the world and 1^st in The Norwegian Empire for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.

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