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The Hellenic Republic of Vylixan Ellinikes Simaies

“Ελευθερία ή θάνατος”

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The Hellenic Republic of Vylixan Ellinikes Simaies is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Ypsilantis with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and smutty television. The hard-working population of 5.786 billion Vylixan Ellinikes Simaiesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athína. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The very strong Vylixan Ellinikes Simaiesian economy, worth 282 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 48,824 Drachmas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 170,884 per year while the poor average 10,132, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

White strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vylixan Ellinikes Simaies's national animal is the Koinó delfíni, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hellenism.

Vylixan Ellinikes Simaies is ranked 120,759^th in the world and 6^th in Greece for Most Primitive, scoring -35.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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