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The Ultimate Joyfull Free Land of Vylixan Dionysus

“Nothing should, anything goes”

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The Ultimate Joyfull Free Land of Vylixan Dionysus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Council of Dionysus with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.32 billion Dionysusians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dionysia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The thriving Dionysusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion Alcohols a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 156,441 Alcohols, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 517,260 per year while the poor average 35,370, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vylixan Dionysus's national animal is the Satyr, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Vylixan Dionysus is ranked 293,633^rd in the world and 469^th in Vylixan Prime for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.38 law-abiding acts per hour.

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