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The Ultimate Joyfull Free Land of Vylixan Dionysus

“The roaring voice of the God of Joy!”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: Vylixan Prime

Regional Influence: Squire


The Ultimate Joyfull Free Land of Vylixan Dionysus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Council of Dionysus with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.47 billion Vylixan Dionysusians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dionysia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.7%.

The powerhouse Vylixan Dionysusian economy, worth 416 trillion Alcohols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 120,042 Alcohols, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, war is made in the name of love, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vylixan Dionysus's national animal is the Satyr, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Vylixan Dionysus is ranked 93,515th in the world and 37th in Vylixan Prime for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 497thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,969thHighest Crime Rates: 3,137thFattest Citizens: 3,301stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,534thMost Avoided: 3,616thRudest Citizens: 4,387thLargest Mining Sector: 4,408thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,345thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,275thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,357thLargest Retail Industry: 10,384thMost Armed: 12,068thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,293rdTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,689thMost Inclusive: 17,004thHighest Drug Use: 17,059thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,538thMost Politically Free: 21,030thHighest Average Incomes: 24,598th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the region

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