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The Ultimate Joyfull Free Land of Vylixan Dionysus

“Nothing should, anything goes”

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The Ultimate Joyfull Free Land of Vylixan Dionysus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Council of Dionysus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.905 billion Dionysusians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dionysia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dionysusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,250 trillion Alcohols a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 227,247 Alcohols, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,056,307 per year while the poor average 2,989, a ratio of 687 to 1.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, sports club owners are having a moneyball, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, and government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vylixan Dionysus's national animal is the Satyr, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Vylixan Dionysus is ranked 330,146^th in the world and 522^nd in Vylixan Prime for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -5.48 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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