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The Republic of Vigintisextuplot is a massive, genial nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, lack of airports, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.089 billion Vigintisextuplotians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vigintisextuplotian economy, worth 104 trillion arils a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,593 arils, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 332,506 per year while the poor average 20,027, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and the government forces Vigintisextuplotians to eat their vegetables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vigintisextuplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Vigintisextuplot is ranked 213,731^st in the world and 1,753^rd in ArilCards Inc for Highest Poor Incomes, with 20,027.61 Standard Monetary Units.