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The Undeniably Perfect Paradise of Very totally free |
“Born from the jungles but we reach beyond the stars!”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: The Empire |
Regional Influence: Truckler |
The Undeniably Perfect Paradise of Very totally free is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Godly Tsar Frankito Benelez III with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.428 billion Very totally freeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super Free City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Very totally freean economy, worth a remarkable 1,530 trillion GloryToOurNationCredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 345,745 GloryToOurNationCredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, school uniforms are compulsory, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Very totally free's national animal is the Best Nation's Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is GodlyLeaderism.
Very totally free is ranked 15,411th in the world and 2nd in The Empire for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,522.31 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
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Very totally free, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
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Very totally free, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
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Very totally free, school uniforms are compulsory.
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Very totally free, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
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Very totally free, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Very totally free at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
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Very totally free, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
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Very totally free, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
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Very totally free, Harry Potter books are banned.
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Very totally free, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
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Very totally free's influence in The Empire rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.