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The Disputed Territories of Veiledwheels

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The Disputed Territories of Veiledwheels is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chad R Peppers with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.854 billion Veiledwheelsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fat City. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Veiledwheelsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,367 trillion bits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,788 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, Chad R Peppers can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime is totally unknown. Veiledwheels's national animal is the horseshoe crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Veiledwheels is ranked 285,418^th in the world and 1^st in The Back End of Nowhere for Most Primitive, scoring -451.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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