Spotlight on:
The Republic of Vara 108 |
“From Many, One”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Eye |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Republic of Vara 108 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.418 billion Vara 108ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 82.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Vara 108ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,129 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Main battle tanks stalk the woods of Vara 108 in search of squirrels, the nation refuses to provide international aid, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, and spies caught in Vara 108 are never heard from again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vara 108's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Vara 108 is ranked 28,960th in the world and 203rd in Eye for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.35 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vara 108, spies caught in Vara 108 are never heard from again.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 108, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 108, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 108, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Vara 108 in search of squirrels.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 108, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Vara 108ian lands.
- : Vara 108 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 108, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 108, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 108, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 108, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.