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The Queendom of Vallermoore

“Do What You're Told”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: The Union of Democratic States

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Queendom of Vallermoore is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Yocasta with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 28.572 billion Vallermooreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vallermoorean economy, worth a remarkable 8,027 trillion Chingchings a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 280,972 Chingchings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, the government has declared that sharing is uncaring, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vallermoore's national animal is the Giant Spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Vallermoore is ranked 171,013th in the world and 185th in The Union of Democratic States for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 523rdLargest Publishing Industry: 632ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 632ndHighest Economic Output: 1,424thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,537thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,555thMost Patriotic: 2,629thMost Cultured: 2,661stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,097thLargest Governments: 3,382ndSmartest Citizens: 3,512thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,542ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,676thMost Developed: 4,045thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,420thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,503rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,629thLargest Retail Industry: 4,657thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,765thLargest Populations: 5,322ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,440thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,869thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,046thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,061stLargest Black Market: 6,130thHealthiest Citizens: 6,464thMost Efficient Economies: 7,307thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,327thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,373rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,690thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,215thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,091stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,701stMost Devout: 10,723rdLargest Mining Sector: 11,513thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,618thHighest Food Quality: 14,004thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,029thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,376thMost Armed: 17,420thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,284thMost Influential: 20,219thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,207th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Average: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the region

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