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The Queendom of Vallermoore

“Do What You're Told”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: The Union of Democratic States

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Queendom of Vallermoore is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Yocasta with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 24.796 billion Vallermooreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vallermoorean economy, worth a remarkable 6,767 trillion Chingchings a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 272,920 Chingchings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 816,320 per year while the poor average 71,360, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vallermoore's national animal is the Giant Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Vallermoore is ranked 241,741st in the world and 324th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Avoided, scoring 1.17 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Rudest Citizens: 369thLargest Publishing Industry: 438thMost Cheerful Citizens: 454thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,259thHighest Economic Output: 1,503rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,893rdLargest Black Market: 1,945thTop
Most Cultured: 2,967thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,072ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,097thHighest Average Incomes: 3,117thMost Patriotic: 3,190thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,201stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,512thMost Devout: 3,516thSmartest Citizens: 4,158thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,234thLargest Retail Industry: 4,727thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,730thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,817thLargest Governments: 5,235thMost Developed: 5,376thLowest Crime Rates: 5,379thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,486thLargest Populations: 5,628thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,087thMost Efficient Economies: 7,220thHealthiest Citizens: 7,430thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,211thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,263rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,319thLargest Mining Sector: 9,824thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,259thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,054thMost Armed: 11,252ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,395thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,746thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,257thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,428thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,689thHighest Food Quality: 23,839th
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Average: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 28th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the region

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