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The Queendom of Vallermoore

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The Queendom of Vallermoore is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Yocasta with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 24.796 billion Vallermooreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vallermoorean economy, worth a remarkable 6,767 trillion Chingchings a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 272,920 Chingchings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 816,320 per year while the poor average 71,360, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vallermoore's national animal is the Giant Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Vallermoore is ranked 241,741^st in the world and 324^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Avoided, scoring 1.17 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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