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The Gran Imperio Colombiano of Vaitoria

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The Gran Imperio Colombiano of Vaitoria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Valerio Luken Restrepo with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.414 billion Colombians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vaitoria. The average income tax rate is 41.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Vaitorian economy, worth 673 trillion Gran Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,548 Gran Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, reddish-brown is the new black, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and a government program is underway to revitalize Vaitoria's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vaitoria's national animal is the Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Scarlet Catholic.

Vaitoria is ranked 94,562^nd in the world and 1^st in Commonwealth of Mankind for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.56 law-abiding acts per hour.

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