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The Observation of UPC is not Fast 8

“I am not fast”

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The Observation of UPC is not Fast 8 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, disturbing lack of elderly people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.198 billion UPC is not Fast 8ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient UPC is not Fast 8ian economy, worth 780 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,950 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, bike rage is all the rage, complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime, and it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UPC is not Fast 8's national animal is the Raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

UPC is not Fast 8 is ranked 175,235^th in the world and 777^th in Memeland United for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 33,250.94 Standard Monetary Units.

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