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Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: Nerdlandia |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The I wonder who it is of Unknown Puppet 7 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.019 billion Unknown Puppet 7ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not foundville. The average income tax rate is 79.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Unknown Puppet 7ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,218 trillion No one knows a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,750 No one knows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unknown Puppet 7's national animal is the Ghost, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Unknown Puppet 7 is ranked 3,683rd in the world and 79th in Nerdlandia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 265.89 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Unknown Puppet 7, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
- : Following new legislation in Unknown Puppet 7, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
- : Following new legislation in Unknown Puppet 7, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
- : Following new legislation in Unknown Puppet 7, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame.
- : Following new legislation in Unknown Puppet 7, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
- : Following new legislation in Unknown Puppet 7, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books.
- : Following new legislation in Unknown Puppet 7, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
- : Following new legislation in Unknown Puppet 7, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
- : Unknown Puppet 7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Unknown Puppet 7, many in Unknown Puppet 7 are born in the purple.