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The People's Republic of United Soviet Socailist YugoslavRepublic

“Strength Through Compliance”

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The People's Republic of United Soviet Socailist YugoslavRepublic is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 528 million Yugoslavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Београд. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Yugoslavian economy, worth 45.8 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,701 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Београд" has been described as a real blow for entertainment, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Soviet Socailist YugoslavRepublic's national animal is the Griffon Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

United Soviet Socailist YugoslavRepublic is ranked 52,588^th in the world and 3^rd in Sea Lime Peninsula for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,156.77 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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