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The Republic of United Portugal

“Thought our hardships and obstacules we stand”

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The Republic of United Portugal is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President-Minister Gil Martins with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.839 billion Portuguese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Braga. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Portuguese economy, worth a remarkable 3,007 trillion Portuguese Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 137,729 Portuguese Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Portugal's national animal is the Lusitan Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Portugal is ranked 1,623^rd in the world and 5^th in Portugal for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,062.69 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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