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The Velocracy of The Anaerobic Republic

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The Velocracy of The Anaerobic Republic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Godot with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.526 billion Anaerobic Republicians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Voigtgrad. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anaerobic Republician economy, worth a remarkable 4,692 trillion Lucres a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,326 Lucres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is almost non-existent. The Anaerobic Republic's national animal is the Wombat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Anaerobic Republic is ranked 290,431^st in the world and 436^th in United Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -36.78 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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