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The United States of Caribbland

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The United States of Caribbland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Stephen Harper with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.999 billion Caribblandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caribbland City. The average income tax rate is 30.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Caribblandian economy, worth 944 trillion Caribblandian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 236,221 Caribblandian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Visiting dignitaries often take advantage of strict reparation policies by stubbing their toes, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, President Stephen Harper sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy, and Caribblandian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Caribbland's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caribbland is ranked 134,354^th in the world and 298^th in United Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,419.02 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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