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The Reborn Lands of UKGB England

“land of tea”

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The Reborn Lands of UKGB England is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, compulsory military service, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.027 billion puppets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The thriving UKGB Englandian economy, worth 96.6 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 94,063 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Serial killers are the country's biggest import, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, bike rage is all the rage, and mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. UKGB England's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

UKGB England is ranked 245,707^th in the world and 1^st in The Anglo Celtic Alliance for Most Primitive, scoring -139.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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