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The Terrifying Triggermen of Trumpet Team

“Ours are the trumpets that will pierce the heavens!”

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The Terrifying Triggermen of Trumpet Team is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.04 billion Trumpet Teamians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Trumpet Teamian economy, worth 525 trillion gold coins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,604 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, notable individuals are granted land and titles, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, and the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trumpet Team's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trumpet Team is ranked 200,817^th in the world and 1^st in The Dominion Of The British Empire for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3.16 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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