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The Central Republic of Trigri

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The Central Republic of Trigri is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ethan Stewart with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.188 billion Trigrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouismond. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trigrian economy, worth 496 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 155,696 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, Ethan Stewart's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, and the government violently suppresses separatist movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trigri's national animal is the Reindeer Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tsarism.

Trigri is ranked 276,796^th in the world and 465^th in World Republic for Most Primitive, scoring -299.43 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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