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The Community of Trench Mouth

“Who cares about oral hygiene?”

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The Community of Trench Mouth is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Painless Parker with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, devout population of 5.152 billion Trench Mouthians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trenchworks. The average income tax rate is 40.6%.

The Trench Mouthian economy, worth 317 trillion Gargles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 61,698 Gargles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and political cartoons depicting Painless Parker's face on an Abscess's buttocks are selling like hotcakes. Crime is totally unknown. Trench Mouth's national animal is the Abscess, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Halitosis.

Trench Mouth is ranked 52,647^th in the world and 3^rd in The Bakery Across the Street for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,491.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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