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The Democratic Republic of Dakalian

“From Many, One”

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The Democratic Republic of Dakalian is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by First Minister Tollison Hops with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.442 billion Dakalianites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waller-Bridge. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dakalianite economy, worth 960 trillion vegas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,337 vegas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dakalian's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Day Drinking.

Dakalian is ranked 186,844^th in the world and 3,424^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 243.55 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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