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The Watchfires of TPLoI

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The Watchfires of TPLoI is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 20.219 billion TPLoIians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 56.8%.

The strong TPLoIian economy, worth a remarkable 1,550 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 76,702 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, military spending recently hit a new high, and money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TPLoI's national animal is the swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

TPLoI is ranked 61,138^th in the world and 1^st in The Promised Land of Israel for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.55 law-abiding acts per hour.

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