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The Commonwealth of Jarilon

“Love Is The Law, Love Under Will”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: the South Pacific

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The Commonwealth of Jarilon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Zanon Dance with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 12.145 billion Jarilonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sate. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jarilonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,918 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 157,986 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, every workday begins with group therapy, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarilon's national animal is the Barn Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thelema.

Jarilon is ranked 219,262nd in the world and 3,975th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,510thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,325thMost Cultured: 2,487thMost Influential: 2,680thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,850thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,969thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,036thHighest Food Quality: 3,120thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,502ndMost Developed: 3,653rdSmartest Citizens: 4,386thMost Inclusive: 4,642ndBest Weather: 4,859thLowest Crime Rates: 5,967thLargest Governments: 6,445thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,632ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,744thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,776thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,242ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,904thHealthiest Citizens: 8,933rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,436thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,631stMost Secular: 11,264thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,057thMost Stationary: 12,399thMost Efficient Economies: 12,685thHighest Economic Output: 13,338thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 17,303rdMost Pacifist: 19,030thHighest Average Incomes: 19,575thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,288thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,384thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,743rdSafest: 25,842ndMost Income Equality: 27,432nd
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Most Cultured: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 57th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 65th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 71st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 78th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 82nd in the regionMost Developed: 96th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Inclusive: 139th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 139th in the regionBest Weather: 144th in the regionLargest Governments: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 159th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 179th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 190th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 200th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 201st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 218th in the regionMost Stationary: 223rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 231st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 233rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 233rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Secular: 247th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 267th in the regionMost Influential: 276th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 314th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 322nd in the regionLargest Populations: 349th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 373rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 408th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 447th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 454th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 510th in the region

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