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The Fielzão of Timao

“Timão Eô!”

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The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 35.885 billion Corinthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Timaoan economy, worth an astonishing 10,050 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 280,075 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 488^th in the world and 1^st in The Proletariat Coalition for Highest Economic Output, with 10,050 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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