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The Fielzão of Timao

“Timão Eô!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: The Proletariat Coalition

Regional Influence: Power

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The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.621 billion Corinthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,828 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 283,889 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The horniness of the great-horned Gavião is considered a national priority, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 23,235th in the world and 3rd in The Proletariat Coalition for Nudest, with 217.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Highest Average Incomes: 2,336thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,976thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,637thMost Secular: 13,951stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,558thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,691st

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