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The Fielzão of Timao |
“Timão Eô!”
| Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
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Location: The Proletariat Coalition |
Regional Influence: Power |
The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and renowned for its conspicuous electricity pylons, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 47.647 billion Corinthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.
The powerhouse Timaoan economy, worth an astonishing 23,725 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 497,947 Fifa Club World Cups, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,654,602 per year while the poor average 111,755, a ratio of 14.8 to 1.
Relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, and the government has been criticized for giving away Timao's territory to anyone who claims it. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.
Timao is ranked 6,527th in the world and 1st in The Proletariat Coalition for Most Developed, scoring 93.13 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, the government has been criticized for giving away Timao's territory to anyone who claims it.
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Timao voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Nuclear Compliance Commission".
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Timao adopted General Assembly Resolution #15 "Space Transport and Astronomical Research".
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible.
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
- : Following new legislation in
Timao, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs.















































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