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The Fielzão of Timao

“Timão Eô!”

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The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.313 billion Corinthians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 8,487 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 221,542 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 16^th in the world and 1^st in The Proletariat Coalition for Smartest Citizens, with 566.64 quips per hour.

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