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The Fielzão of Timao

“Timão Eô!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: The Proletariat Coalition

Regional Influence: Power


The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.621 billion Corinthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,828 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 283,889 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The horniness of the great-horned Gavião is considered a national priority, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 23,235th in the world and 3rd in The Proletariat Coalition for Nudest, with 217.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Healthiest Citizens: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4thLargest Governments: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 4thSmartest Citizens: 5thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5thMost Advanced Public Education: 5thBest Weather: 6thMost Pacifist: 7thNicest Citizens: 8thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9thLargest Welfare Programs: 11thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20thMost Inclusive: 22ndMost Rebellious Youth: 25thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39thMost Valuable International Artwork: 56thMost Cultured: 63rdLowest Crime Rates: 81stLeast Corrupt Governments: 98thMost Scientifically Advanced: 194thMost Stationary: 236thSafest: 362ndHighest Economic Output: 461stHighest Poor Incomes: 937thLargest Populations: 1,052ndMost Influential: 1,452ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,336thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,976thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,637thMost Secular: 13,951stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,558thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,691st

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