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The Democratic Republic of Tilambucoland

“Com calma e jeito, chega-se ao cú de qualquer sujeito”

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The Democratic Republic of Tilambucoland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cuca Beludo with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.727 billion Tilambucans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giuzzepe Cadura City. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tilambucan economy, worth 191 trillion Rogérins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,163 Rogérins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Tilambucan airwaves, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, and tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tilambucoland's national animal is the Mamaco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tibiribismo.

Tilambucoland is ranked 33,397^th in the world and 23^rd in Arakeia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,954.06 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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