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The People's Republic of Teutonic Kaiserreich

“Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt Euch!”

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The People's Republic of Teutonic Kaiserreich is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Volkskaiser Werner I with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 10.758 billion Kaiserians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Preussen. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaiserian economy, worth a remarkable 1,855 trillion volksmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 172,455 volksmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kaiserian diplomacy is by the book, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Kaiserians any less frightened, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teutonic Kaiserreich's national animal is the prussian crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Teutonic Kaiserreich is ranked 286,306^th in the world and 1,390^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -15.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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