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The Commonwealth of Thomas More

“Saint Thomas More, Pray For Us”

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The Commonwealth of Thomas More is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Franz Wittelsbach with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.632 billion Utopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Utopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,687 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 231,044 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Late night talk show hosts are having a field day over President Franz Wittelsbach's questionably sane new coalition partners, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it. Crime is totally unknown. Thomas More's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Thomas More is ranked 18,729^th in the world and 27^th in Catholic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.78 law-abiding acts per hour.

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