Spotlight on:
The Fuuuuuuuunnnnnn of TheLandOfFunFun |
“Fun!”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Vibonia |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Fuuuuuuuunnnnnn of TheLandOfFunFun is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Junior Manager with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.703 billion TheLandOfFunFunians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Union. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.8%.
The frighteningly efficient TheLandOfFunFunian economy, worth 448 trillion Robuxcointhingies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,084 Robuxcointhingies, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.
Criminals tell the police where their jurisdiction ends, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned North Korean Argaliball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheLandOfFunFun's national animal is the North Korean Argali, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fun.
TheLandOfFunFun is ranked 60,475th in the world and 58th in Vibonia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.69 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOfFunFun, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned North Korean Argaliball fields.
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOfFunFun, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOfFunFun, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOfFunFun, criminals tell the police where their jurisdiction ends.
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOfFunFun, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
- : TheLandOfFunFun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOfFunFun, new pests have been imported into TheLandOfFunFun.
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOfFunFun, Junior Manager reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOfFunFun, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOfFunFun, the Small Council has more than a little influence.