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The Borderlands of Unsophisticate

“Leave me alone”

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The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.892 billion Unsophisticateans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth an astonishing 12,838 trillion kals a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 645,401 kals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unsophisticate is ranked 6,109^th in the world and 244^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,912.79 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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