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The United Socialist Republic of Furballland

“Sźempa Žémķörøw Éviszar Vődavikęti Lűgaitavötìgænì!”

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The United Socialist Republic of Furballland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Szurigaph Úntiæŕlæva Ķehoriananiuautjial with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.089 billion Furballlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanguszapevunn-Yúvíliq-Ğrìģorię. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Furballlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,764 trillion Furballlandian Zezwagats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 249,328 Furballlandian Zezwagats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and AI citizens are criticized for being robotic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furballland's national animal is the Tuszuvudszkha Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Szwartschzerveéklædszser.

Furballland is ranked 1,413^th in the world and 55^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 23,616.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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