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The Relative Dimensions of The TARDIS

“It's bigger on the inside!”

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The Relative Dimensions of The TARDIS is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 23.934 billion TARDISians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant TARDISian economy, worth 256 trillion Moments a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 10,699 Moments, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The TARDIS's national animal is the K-9, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The TARDIS is ranked 64,590^th in the world and 3^rd in Gallifrey for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.

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