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The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker

“I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Hell

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

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The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Mad King of Hell with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.232 billion Damned Souls are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Damned to Hell economy, worth an astonishing 20,332 trillion Souls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 746,654 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Stalker's national animal is the White Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

The Stalker is ranked 304,198th in the world and 272nd in Hell for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,226.58 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19thMost Devout: 22ndMost Primitive: 23rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 36thLargest Black Market: 43rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 51stMost Armed: 60thHighest Average Incomes: 77thFattest Citizens: 78thHighest Poor Incomes: 78thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 85thHighest Crime Rates: 91stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 91stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 94thMost Subsidized Industry: 97thMost Corrupt Governments: 103rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 109thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 125thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 140thMost Beautiful Environments: 141stHighest Drug Use: 143rdHighest Economic Output: 148thLargest Insurance Industry: 162ndMost Efficient Economies: 180thMost Valuable International Artwork: 264thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 281stLargest Agricultural Sector: 318thMost Avoided: 336thLargest Governments: 405thBest Weather: 574thLargest Retail Industry: 609thRudest Citizens: 831stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,538thMost Influential: 2,045thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,255thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,273rdTop
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Most Patriotic: 4,137thLargest Populations: 7,029thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21,455thMost Stationary: 26,002nd
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Average: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the region

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