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The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker

“I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Hell

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Mad King of Hell with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.421 billion Damned Souls are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Damned to Hell economy, worth an astonishing 14,377 trillion Souls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is a breathtaking 740,285 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Stalker's national animal is the White Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

The Stalker is ranked 195th in the world and 3rd in Hell for Highest Economic Output, with 14,377 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Gambling Industry: 1stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8thMost Devout: 11thMost Primitive: 17thMost Subsidized Industry: 32ndLargest Black Market: 37thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 39thMost Armed: 40thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 50thHighest Crime Rates: 63rdHighest Average Incomes: 63rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 65thMost Corrupt Governments: 65thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 65thHighest Poor Incomes: 66thFattest Citizens: 70thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 74thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 75thMost Efficient Economies: 99thMost Beautiful Environments: 101stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 145thMost Valuable International Artwork: 154thLargest Agricultural Sector: 177thLargest Insurance Industry: 190thHighest Economic Output: 195thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 204thLargest Retail Industry: 246thLargest Governments: 309thRudest Citizens: 346thBest Weather: 392ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,290thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,545thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,992ndMost Influential: 2,198thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,272ndTop
Largest Populations: 8,149thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,516thTop
Highest Drug Use: 22,239th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 11 » Boolaroo, Donkervader, Sathan, Big Jim P, Cynical Alcoholics, Turizion, Kyraina, Demonos, Cloud Commune, Draconic Aiur, and Freddland.