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The Alpine Kingdom of The Soviet state of Svalbard

“Better dead than a weeb”

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The Alpine Kingdom of The Soviet state of Svalbard is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by HRM Rioeste I with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.526 billion Svalbardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondelang. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Svalbardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,393 trillion BCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 233,601 BCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens, only adults may purchase violent video games, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime is totally unknown. The Soviet state of Svalbard's national animal is the No-anime penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Soviet state of Svalbard is ranked 3,108^th in the world and 3^rd in Northern Utopia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 65.12 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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